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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."

"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."

"Hey why isn't Phil Hughes playing in the test today? Oh didn't you hear, he was the first Australian to be killed by ebola!"

"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"

"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."

"My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant."

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."

"Why should every woman know a C++ programmer? Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss."