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Joke of the Day
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
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"The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures."
"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."
"""Oh no. This sucks. I'm gonna put it in a movie."" - hundreds of directors while watching 9/11, apparently"
"How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out ""B-52"""
"Duck Hunting Joke What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"
"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"
"I asked a friend from North Korea ""how is it living there?"" He can't complain."
"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""
"What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y"