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Joke of the Day
"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."
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"What do you call... Nuts on a wall? - walnuts Nuts on a chest? - chestnuts Nuts on your chin? - a dick in your mouth!"
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"So God, a Jew and a Zombie walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey Jesus"""
"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"
"Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK"
"what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain"
"If I had a nickel for every hot woman at Ross I saw... I'd forget about all the money I made because I fucked them all."
"When I was a kid, we didn't have the internet. We had to go to the library to masturbate."