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Joke of the Day

"Hey why isn't Phil Hughes playing in the test today? Oh didn't you hear, he was the first Australian to be killed by ebola!"

"Why did the hipster cross the road? To get to a place you've probably never heard of."

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."

"I had a short prison sentence. ^that was it."

"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"

"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"

"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's some obscure number.. You've probably never heard of it"

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"

"Q: What is Mozart doing right now? A: Decomposing."