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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? So you can read their lips."

"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."

"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"What do you call a sober Irishman? A liar."

"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"

"I figured out why the plane crashed! There were skeletons driving it!"

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny."