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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""

"When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me."

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"

"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"

"As a bachelor I learned to separate my laundry into three piles; dirty, not so bad, and I could wear this another two three times if needed."

"A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark."

"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."

"[stands up in church] Okay I'm starting to think some of this stuff isn't true you guys."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."

"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."