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Joke of the Day
"You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done."
Next Joke
"[Dinner with GF's parents] Thank you for having me over, can I use the bathroom? ""MAY I use the bathroom"" *slams fists down* I ASKED FIRST"
"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
"What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O."
"""Hi, I'd like a Junior McChicken and a cheeseburger please."" ""$3.23."" ""Oh, and a bottle of water."" ""$87.54. Please drive thru."""
"Did u guys know u can smoke Newports on Delta flights"
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"
"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."