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Joke of the Day
"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."
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"I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school."
"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"
"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"
"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."
"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."
"Why did the gay man dress so well? He didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing"
"Success... Is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked."
"What the difference between woman and man? A man has always the same penis between his legs."