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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school."

"Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane."

"Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles"

"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."

"Never trust an atom They make up everything"

"I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder."

"Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one."

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him? A Ted Bruz"

"How to you circumcise a catholic boy? Kick the priest in the jaw!"