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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gay man dress so well? He didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing"
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"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"
"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""
"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."
"Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains."
"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
"Chuck Norris is considered to be high-class Norristocrat."
"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."
"50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are! The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week."