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Joke of the Day

"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite Counter Strike map? de_port"

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "

"We have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows."

"Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to? Because they are for prophet."

"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"

"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."

"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."