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Joke of the Day
"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"
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"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys..."
"Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond"
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"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."
"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."
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