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Joke of the Day
"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."
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"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"
"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"
"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"
"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
"Do you wanna get raped? person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse"
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"