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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
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"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... /r/relationships: Break up with him."
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"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"
"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"
"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"