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Joke of the Day

"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."

"My best friend and I were comparing our penises... for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie."

"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"

"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"

"As a bachelor I learned to separate my laundry into three piles; dirty, not so bad, and I could wear this another two three times if needed."

"The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work"

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."