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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"
"How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout ""Heroes in a half shell."" 3) When a girl yells back ""Turtle Power,"" marry her."
"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"
"The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."
"What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ? It takes only one nail to hold the picture up"
"Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities"