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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
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"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."
"How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway."
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie."
"If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named? Cause then there would be Nosex!"
"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."
"I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet."
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"I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half"