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Joke of the Day
"Do you wanna get raped? person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse"
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"First rule of Botox club: Nobody look surprised when someone new joins."
"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"
"USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust? A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday."
"There are five states of matter. 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma 5. Black Lives"
"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."
"And God Said to John... ""Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One looks up at the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume. Apparently ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" was a bad idea."
"I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl"