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Joke of the Day
"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."
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"You know you've been coding for too long when... System.express(feelings.tired);"
"If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them."
"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."
"What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy? [Works every time] What's a mattababy? Nothing what's a matta with you"
"Knock Knock Whos there"" Allah Allah who? Allahwho akbar"
"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."
"There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn."
"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."
"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"