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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Whos there"" Allah Allah who? Allahwho akbar"
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"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"looks like our killer left his calling card. 5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing."
"I left work yesterday at 4:59 instead of 5:00 I was technically leaving early, but the difference was minute."
"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."
"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."
"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."
"A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton..."