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Joke of the Day
"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."
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"What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door."
"I've had a rough morning. I woke up and tripped over my wife's bra; it was a booby trap."
"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
"(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does ""Single Ladies"" dance)"
"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""
"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."
"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: *high pitched mocking voice* what would you say is your biggest weakness?"