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Joke of the Day

"You know you've been coding for too long when... System.express(feelings.tired);"

"I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked."

"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat. But I can pull a hair out of my ass."

"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."

"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black."

"Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything."