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Joke of the Day

"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."

"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"

"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"

"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"What does a musician train do when running from the law? Covers tracks"

"Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later."

"The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping... How? They all stayed in seperate tents!"

"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."