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Joke of the Day

"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist Pokemon"

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

"3 things in this world scare me: 1. scorpions 2. jellyfish 3. streets named after civil rights leaders at night."

"What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine."

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business"

"A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. It would be funny if I had a punchline.. Wooden tit."

"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""

"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"

"Thoughts Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."