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Joke of the Day

"Currently on minute 137 of Easy~Bake Oven cupcakes. I'll be live Tweeting their status as they crisp up over the next day or two."

"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"How to get a job... Interviewer: ""What's your biggest weakness?"" Interviewee: ""I never learn from my mistakes"" Interviewer: ""Oh, why's that?"" Interviewee: ""I never make any"""

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"

"Me: I can't get this star on top of the Christmas tree without a ladder, without dumping it over & ruining it. Whiskey: Yes you can."

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."