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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."
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"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""
"Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs."
"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"
"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"
"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"
"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"
"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"
"My wife of 58 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her ""Choose one, I can't do both."""
"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."