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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."
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"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Why do girls make a ""shhhhh"" noise while peeing and men don't? 'Cos men have a 6 inch silencer."
"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
"It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry"
"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"
"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"
"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""