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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident? He was unhurt but his tranny was damaged."
"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."
"My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat."
"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."
"Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!"
"MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth."
"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."
"[kidnapper hands wife phone] ""brent"" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED"
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"