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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."
"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"
"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"
"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? No, because trees can't talk."
"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"
"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"
"A mom hassles her son to take out the garbage. the boys says ""sheesh, mom you tell me to do that at least once a week!"""
"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."
"The amount of people who confuse ""to"" and ""too"" is amazing two me."