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Joke of the Day
"It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry"
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"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."
"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"
"What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend? Have I got an ax to grind with you."
"My wife called me crazy... CALLED"
"What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner? A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout."
"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"