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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."

"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "

"I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season."

"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"

"What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? It thighs."

"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."

"How was the bird able to pass his math test? He was winging it."

"Colorblind people are wondering why everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey"