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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."
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"What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide? ""That's the last straw!"" *^I'm ^sorry.* [UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording."
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"I would tell you a leech joke. . . But it would suck anyway"
"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."
"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""
"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."
"Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now."
"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."
"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."