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Joke of the Day

"What is an inconvenient truth with music? Algorithm."

"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."

"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."

"Ian: ""I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car."" Tim: ""You did what?!"" Ian: ""Baked you a pie."""

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"""It's a dog-eat-dog world."" - Hannibal Labradoodle"

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."

"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"

"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."