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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls make a ""shhhhh"" noise while peeing and men don't? 'Cos men have a 6 inch silencer."
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"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"
"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"
"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""
"How do you know your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up."
"How do you turn an Indian woman on? Press the red button."
"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."
"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."
"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."