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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls make a ""shhhhh"" noise while peeing and men don't? 'Cos men have a 6 inch silencer."

"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."

"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."

"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"- The DC Cinematic Universe"

"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."

"Why is Reddit such a great place for freedom of speech? [deleted]"

"A mysterious hole was found in my area recently. Local police are looking into it."