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Joke of the Day
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
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"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""
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"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb.   A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick.   Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."
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"What did the Ghost say to the Bee? Boo Bee"
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