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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"

"Be right back. -Godot"

"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes..."

"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."

"Eight. It took me eight tries to get the USB drive in the right hole. This leads me to believe that if I was a guy the sex would be horrible"

"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."" So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. - What the hell did she mean?"

"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."

"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."

"What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space? A lunar-tick"