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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"

"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."

"How do you fire a Chinese cook? Ask him to take wok."

"Smart Friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"

"What is the difference between most of these jokes on this sub and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."

"Why do they call dogs K-9? Because K-10 are for pussies."

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"

"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"