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Joke of the Day
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"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"
"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"
"Had to be a woman that coined the phrase ""severance package."" No guy is putting those two words so close to each other."
"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."
"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"
"I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station."
"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."