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Joke of the Day

"Had to be a woman that coined the phrase ""severance package."" No guy is putting those two words so close to each other."

"When I was a little kid, I asked the waitress for a quickie My mom had to tell me, ""It's pronounced quiche'."""

"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penisLADDER I MEANT LADDER"

"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"

"""I want her skin."" -Serial killers and teenage girls"

"I took two headache tablets an hour ago... Still haven't got one."

"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."