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Joke of the Day
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
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"My favorite childhood memory is not having a job."
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"
"I think I need a new butt... because mine is cracked"
"I was raped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"
"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"
"So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car"
"Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks."