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Joke of the Day

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"

"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"

"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"

"no one at this funeral has mentioned what the hashtag is yet"

"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."

"The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company: The Power of Greyskull"

"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."

"I was thinking about perfect spirals in the restroom, I now know why its called the ""golden"" ratio."