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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."
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"I witnessed an attempted murder yesterday. Luckily, only one crow showed up."
"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."
"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"
"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."
"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"
"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."
"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"
"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."
"So a lumber jack was severely injured this evening... It was quite the accident."