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Joke of the Day

"A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model."

"How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be? Use LED based paint."

"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"

"As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty."

"I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably."

"Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No but there's a lot of crackling."

"If you're clever, what do you call a german waffle house? Luftwaffle!"

"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."

"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"