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"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"
"I just realized Alaska has some really weird city names Did Juneau that?"
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words"
"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"
"What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR"
"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."