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Joke of the Day

"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."

"How to break up with a single dad whose kid gets along with yours: I don't want to date you, but I'd like to keep play dating you."

"Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume."

"Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya."

"Today I masturbated 8 times! A personal record for me... In my defence Schindler's list was a long film"

"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."

"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"

"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."

"a newly elected governor trying to teach his kid how to spell assassination one ASS behind another ASS, behind that I and behind me the whole NATION"

"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."