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Joke of the Day
"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."
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"I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle."
"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"Why is titty fucking a girl the most romantic way to make love? Because it's when you're closest to her heart."
"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."
"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."
"The fact that we all attempt to look nice and go out and drink ourselves to death is proof that life is fucking terrible."
"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"
"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."