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Joke of the Day
"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."
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"[Target cashier stares at my fingerless gloves] Ah, couldn't help notice you were admiring my hand vests."
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."
"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex... Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?"
"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."
"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."
"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."