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Joke of the Day
"I just realized Alaska has some really weird city names Did Juneau that?"
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"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"
"It's absurd how none of the chicks at this park are recognizing my swag *puts flip phone back in my fanny pack. Rollerblades away*"
"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."
"I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank."
"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside."
"Instagram is the most pleasant social media site because it's really difficult to take ignorant, racist pictures of dogs & brunch"