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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR"
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"""Oh, this one? It's an excuse to tell a story about my life that only I think is interesting"" - literally all tattoos"
"Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like ""Please don't stay long!"" or ""I hope you brought booze."""
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga? Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way"
"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."
"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."
"If a Tesla car gets stolen . . . would it be called an Edison?"
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"