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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross worms with elephants? Big holes in your garden"
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"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"
"""Hey mom, why does it smell like dead people in here...?"" ""....mom? Mom? ...... Mooooooooooommmmm!!!!!"""
"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles."
"What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? A pedophile."
"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."
"My therapist says that to be happy in marriage, never go to sleep mad at each other. Been mad at my wife 2 months straight cause of insomnia"
"[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT"