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Joke of the Day
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
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"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."
"According to this BMI chart I am too short."
"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"
"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."
"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."
"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."
"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"
"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."
"*handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] ""u dont know me."""