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Joke of the Day

"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."

"What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers"

"if we're being honest, angelica from rugrats is probably a stripper with a cocaine addiction now."

"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."

"Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen"

"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"

"Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with."

"An app like Tinder that can find me episodes of Law & Order SVU I haven't seen."