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Joke of the Day

"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"

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"I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came. Edit: grammar."
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"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."
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