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Joke of the Day

"STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life"

"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."

"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."

"I asked god for a bike but I knew it didn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."

"Women's rights"

"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"

"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac-man. For 25 cents she would swallow balls until she died."

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."

"What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink? A Watermelon..."