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Joke of the Day
"Women's rights"
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"So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him."
"Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets."
"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."
"How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?"
"December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it"
"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"
"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."
"Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst."