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Joke of the Day

"I asked god for a bike but I knew it didn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."

"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."

"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."

"What do you call a bomb in a French kitchen. Linoleum blown apart."

"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."

"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."

"Bet the wife $50 That she couldn't make me happy and sad with the same sentence. She said I was much better in bed than my brother."

"Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?"