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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink? A Watermelon..."
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"What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!"
"How do you piss of an archaeologist? Hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from."
"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
"If I had to eat a person I guess I would prefer a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass fed beef."
"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."
"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar salad."