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Joke of the Day

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship? The khrushchev"

"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice? The Royal Wii."

"what's the difference between a condom and your mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night"

"You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources."

"If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you."

"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"